By the way, have you heard that the KKK is making a big comeback? They still hate black people, but immigrants are their new #1 target.
P.S. I didn't need to draw a cartoon about Rudy running this week, cause I did it already (see "President Giuliani: The Early Years").
P.P.S. Next target: Ted "I'm 100% Straight After Just Three Weeks of Therapy" Haggard.
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Tee-hee. If I ever get invited to a costume party, I'll build one of that.
ReplyDeleteCool. All you need is some steel-reinforced brick--anything less and your personal homeland might be vulnerable to attack1
ReplyDeleteI want my personal border to be as porous as possible (esp. after a few drinks!)
ReplyDeleteGreat cartoon!
ReplyDeleteMaybe the addition of small, but powerful halogen searchlights could be fitted. This would help you avoid dangerously non-white people trying to invade you undercover of darkness.
The halogen lamps are a good idea. But luckily, with those goggles, everyone just looks white anyway.
ReplyDeleteMaybe you could do what Texas did: Install webcams to continuously display your image, so vigilant[e] citizens can alert the authorities if they see "suspicious" (read: brown) persons crossing your border.
ReplyDeleteI would totally buy one of these for that crazy racist mofo Lou Dobbs, if I had the money and if it had an extra feature: blocking out or at least gently filtering all noise issuing from the Personal Border Wall wearer.
ReplyDeleteThanks Victoria--that's the whole idea, that these people would be unable to really move or bother anyone else if they were locked up in their own little walls. Sigh...
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