Brian McFadden has the scoop on Lou Dobbs...

I watched Lou Dobbs on 60 Minutes the other day, and basically his only defense against charges of taking xenophobia to psychotic levels beyond compare was "I've got a Mexican-American wife!" To which one can only say "Strom Thurmond had a black daughter!"

Brian reports. And I've got a Dobbs dress code suggestion and a fun Dobbs fact of my own.

In non-Dobbs tooning, Matt Bors follows John McCain to the Gates of Hell.